GOD JUL! (Norwegian for Merry Christmas.) Just questionable taste in gifts.GOD JUL! (Norwegian for Merry Christmas, the official language of Shit House Country.) No translation needed. Just questionable taste in gifts.
Photo, digitally enhancedSomebody called Norway a ‘shithouse country.’
The most worthless piece of Norway you'll ever be proud to own.
No mortgage. No neighbours. No plumbing.
Legally worthless. Emotionally priceless.
1 people have already paid good money for nothing.
Hand-certified in Mandal. Allegedly.
For centuries the world sailed past this corner of southern Norway. Timber traders. Privateers. Shipwrecked strangers. Even a future American president.
In September 1809, John Quincy Adams, later the sixth President of the United States, put in at Kristiansand, just up the coast, on his way to Russia. He found around 400 American sailors stranded there, their 36 ships seized by Danish-Norwegian privateers. He did not use the outhouse. It would not be built for another 162 years.
In 1971 somebody built a small wooden outhouse on the point.
In 2026 somebody called Norway a “shithouse country.”
We took it as a compliment.
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The shittiest view in Norway.Seen from the loo in Mandal.
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Norway. Breathtaking fjords, priceless views, and one deeply worthless outhouse.
The procedure
In the Dirt or Gold Edition. Both equally worthless, one considerably shinier.
Yours, or a loved one's you wish to quietly baffle. Preview it before paying, like a sensible adult.
A PDF and a personal QR code, emailed the moment payment clears. Frame it. Explain it. Regret nothing.
The damage
Norway has a sovereign wealth fund worth over $2 trillion. You can have a certificate.
One payment. USD, taxes included. No shipping, as there is nothing to ship.
Entry-level nothing. Still more dignified than crypto.
$19USD, taxes included, dignity extra
All the worthlessness. Now gold-plated.
$39USD, taxes included, dignity extra
Founding Owner: the first 1,000 Gold certificates get a “Founding Owner” mark and a number from #0001 to #1000.
999 Founding numbers left. Then they are gone, like the Vikings.
Gold Edition owners may be invited to have their name burned into the wall, free of charge, when we open wall burning in summer 2027. A thank-you bonus, not part of the purchase, not guaranteed.
A humorous novelty gift and collectible. It grants no ownership, property rights, shares or financial return of any kind.
GOD JUL!
The Shit House Country's Language
(Norwegian for Merry Christmas)
No translation needed. Just questionable taste in gifts.
The perfect gift for someone who has everything. Now they have nothing, too.
Order at 23:59 on Christmas Eve. Still on time.
No batteries. No regift guilt.
Allegedly. He does not take questions.
The document
Print-ready A4, crisp on paper and on a phone. A unique number, an issue date, a wax seal of a crowned poo, and a QR code that leads to a page confirming, officially, that you own nothing.
Bronze crown for In the Dirt. Gold crown for Gold. Rank matters, even at the bottom.
See your name on nothingOrdbok
Wall of Fame
Jens Prøvekanin
SH-000001 · Founding Owner #0001
FAQ
Asked by real people. Answered with a straight face.